Braves solve Hampton's Injury Woes

For those of you worried about Hampton missing a significant amount of time from his latest pectoral injury we present to you a solution. In a feat of modern engineering,taken straight from Hollywood, Braves' trainers have outfitted Hampton with a "Robocop" type mechanical skin which should alleviate the previous and repetitive degenerative conditions Hampton has faced over the past decade. While this resolution may seem extreme it's important to note that Hampton has received over $65 million dollars in salary since his last Major League start.